As we all (I suppose) already know, Microsoft “bought” the activist nearby (the deal will end only in the summer of next year). I decided to make a humorous video on this topic.
Will Bobby Kotik remain in his place that Phil Spencer thinks about him, how Gaben will benefit from this and where is the Communists in general? About this in the video.
Below I give the full decoding of the video (according to the rules). Although, in my opinion, unfortunately, a similar video format in text form has no effect.
There are many pictures, among a relatively small amount of text, so I will hide them under the spoilers.
Hello my dear and beloved viewer.
In the studio host:
As you know, Microsoft bought an activist near Blizard. And we managed to take an exclusive interview with the most senior employee Microsoft, who has access to any office.
A cleaning lady appears in the frame
-Yab gave you such an interview that you’re uploading, but I have a toilet on the 335th floor.
– So talk with my assistant.
Phil Spencer appears.
-First, so that I wanted to say, I condemn the act of Bobby Kotik. Sexual harassment is not so scary. But he harassed white heterosexual women is outrageous! He is, racist and homophobic? He would have bored with black men, no one would tell him the words. It’s scary to imagine this, but there are rumors that he is not only a rich and white man, but also a natural.
The presenter-be this!
-I hope these are rumors, but if not, we have specialists who will expel the devil from any!
Leading and Bobby Kotik in the studio.
-Bobby, what do you think, what are your chances to stay at the workplace?
-I will not be fired, t.To. There will be no scandalous information farms for new vidosiks and YouTube, and then Google will go broke.
Phil Spencer-You are fired!
-Phil, why did you buy activist nearby?
-The fact is that Microsoft is actually a screen for the underground communist government. We want to build an army of robots to win the world. To do this, we need Vince Zampella.
-But Zapopell works in another company.
-Yes, then we have problems. Lord, we have problems
Yuri appears in the frame
-We bought the wrong company.
-Okay, and who we need?
(uncertain voice) -ses Valve.
-Oh Lord, Titan Fall will get http://fruityvegascasino.uk/ to the Gabena-next part not wait. Here you have a hundred thousand of millions of trilliards-withdraw them to the damn mother.
Gaben appears in the frame
-Everything, the interview is over, I remembered here that I need to fly, save the world from the invasion.
Dark screen, Bobby’s head crawls from below.
-It seems everyone has gone. I was not fired. Taooo, who else to feel for soft places!? Mur-Mur-Mur.
Bobby Kotik dancing in the image of Ricardo Milos.
I would be extremely grateful for constructive criticism (I emphasize, for constructive). For obvious reasons, there are no spectators in vidos, but I want to increase the quality of content.
Unexpectedly for me, in a text form with screenshots, I personally perceive me very much even norms. In principle, the video is an idea realized, and this text is the idea set forth by words and with a certain imagination the same video is obtained, only in the head.
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I would be extremely grateful for constructive criticism (I emphasize, for constructive)
With this content, there can be no constructive
Primitive humor, halves under the voice of the Gufosvky (apparently, this should make the video even funnier, but alas), shitty installation … I think even schoolchildren from the MDK public would have passed by, and in the blogs of SG, such content always equated to the garbage. No need to carry this here, please.
Here you have constructive criticism:
1) do not mow under a popular blogger
2) no need to make such a disgusting text version of the video.
Ohhh, I’ll regret it: D
In principle, claims remain. And the script and visual at the level "I am tired of it on the Internet ten years ago". But another problem is added. Sound. The quality of the microphone is hell with him, I understand that there are no complaints about professionalism. But:
1 – sounds banal unpleasant. I want to turn off. And the fact that this intentional drilling only worsens the situation. I want to crack))
2-a plus or minus sounds the same. Absolutely everything, from a pretty TV presenter to men, sound like a single granny. And here, in addition to aesthetic problems, narrative problems are added.
3 – in places in general, you will analyze the words of hell.
In general, a feeling of some sort of purity and playfulness is created. As if a copywriter from freelance was given an urgent task: poorly paid, very urgent, but with a minimum of quality requirements and the customer is very, very much asks. And then the poor thing is sitting with a body, and has something to saw something.
Installation is very torn. Carousel from pictures, gifs and something still does not want to stay a heap. It turned out some kind of machine, but instead of a smooth video with gameplay, for some reason show screenshots. Or is it FPS sags … besides, there is a strong feeling of haste and some kind of nervousness, it strains.
My advice is not to chase trends, not to try to have time for sensational news. Rethink your channel. Abandon elements that fail. It is better to start with something simple, but do it high quality. Find your style that the viewer will like. And study. Learn a lot. Success)
P.WITH. I don’t bother at all, t.To. I absolutely don’t understand them.
What a preview? I’m about the fact that things like a head of another model or head, which are glued to the head, climbing from the depths of the black screen look terrible. In dynamics looks just as ridiculous. Excuses like “Well, in the video this effect is more difficult than in the picture” for me personally – not justification.
Unexpectedly for me, in a text form with screenshots, I personally perceive me very much even norms.
Extremely controversial statement. I do not think that this is normally perceived in any form 🙂
Not offense. But no analysis with constructive criticism should not wait. In short – everything is bad. I didn’t open the video, I’m afraid how to then something like that in the recommendations came out. I judge by text and pictures.
Text is an unrelated set of bad jokes, which, even on the Internet, were considered a sign of bad taste. Okay, the author still tried to hip and added black gays. Well, because where in our time without it.
Pictures – the same pain. Some years ago, using the Photoshop of the CS2 model I did better, trying to make smooth pleasant transitions. Here is just a rough clipping and insert. As for a selection of “geniuses of photoshop”, or what was it called there. It was once, but by 2015 everyone was tired.
I suspect that in this trash is the whole point. It should be so bad and poorly that the viewer/reader involuntarily laughs. But the feeling is more like a drunken stranger to get to you. His friends may laugh. But you do not know him, and you only talk about whether to just leave, or give him in the face, and then leave.
Having stumbled upon such a thing on the Internet, I just want to block or drive into the back of the author. Not out of hatred. So that he does not appear in the tape anymore.
My advice is to delete it, get acquainted with high -quality work, and start studying. And try. But not to do it on the knee in five minutes.
I don’t know what the author was counting on, put it in blogs.
It’s great to get such a detailed answer. The fact that a person was not limited to one line consisting of a splash of bile, but tried to paint the problem (having spent his time) is pleasant.
I would still ask you to see the vidos and unsubscribe my opinion, I will be grateful.
P.WITH. I don’t bother at all, t.To. I absolutely don’t understand them.
How to edit the publication? I forgot to say hello =)
Thank you very much for the review. I will accept thought.
A couple of comments about the written.
This is done intentionally. The channel leads the character. His voice is a voice that I joke at home in a joke of my dog and cat’s thoughts. It turns out comical. And the actual voice for the channel is taken to give comic.
And this is not my idea, in humor it is an ordinary topic.
In places in general, you will analyze the words of hell.
I thought that this was the norm for the character, but over time he himself did not like to edit.
In general, a feeling of some sort of purity and playfulness is created.
It seems to me that I have a problem with the presentation. Even with not very good jokes, the feed is dragging. Everything sounds in my head, but in fact it comes out so far.
but instead of a smooth video with gameplay, for some reason show screenshots.
Here I don’t understand. There is no gameplay in the video.
Abandon elements that fail.
The essence of the training is precisely what is not possible to do what is from the beginning.
I’m about the fact that things like a head of another model or head, which are glued to the head, climbing from the depths of the black screen look terrible.
In what regard? Processed in the editor is bad?
The point is that I do not consider the video a masterpiece. And moreover, I ask for constructive criticism in order to improve the quality.